Pack for Safety
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hump
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a+b=wtf
by squirreltruck master
Lower the drinking age to 18.
If you can Kill, Fuck, and Vote
you can Drink.
Loss of license for 2 years plus 20k fine for 1st DUI for anyone.
also legalize all drugs, end drug war.
Save Billions.
Revitalize American economy.
Nationalize banks, be more like France.
Enjoy white bread and butter soaked grill cheese.
Squirreltruck Master has solved all alcohol, drug, and economical problems,
thank him by sending love, lard, and lemon peels.
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The Revolution Will Be Gooberized
Custom Cola, for the Fuck in What the Fuck?
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Warm Days Bring Insects
Small annoying little dicked pathetic wannabe macho faggots riding around on their silly little buzzing crotch extension mobiles wishing they had a functional brain. Oh yes sir. That’s right boys and girls, it hit 60 degrees in New Jersey! Which means Squirreltruck Master got a taste of this summer. It’s not that I have a problem with street bikes within themselves. It’s the stupid ignorant pathetic douche bags that drive them. Silly 19 year old boys buying used 5,000 dollar bikes blowing their entire savings.
They ride real fast trying to impress…. not exactly sure? And then they end up dead. Road rugs, guardrail art, telephone pole goo, human piles of rotting shit. Boo Fucking Hoo. GOOD. Darwin comes to mind when these brainless wonders crash into a telephone pole at 120 miles per hour. The after math involves placing flowers, random items, garbage, and streamers in the place that the person crashed their mini-cock bikes. Let’s remember where Johnny was doing 95 over the speed limit slipped on gravel and died! Yay!
Seriously these kiddies need to get the fuck outta my way. And I’m fully aware “getting out of my way” makes no sense. Sure you can go “faster” then me, but that is not the point. I don’t think people with IQ’s under 90 should be able to buy things that accelerate to 60MPH under 10 seconds. I don’t give a shit.
On a side not I would also like to point out I don’t care how big you’re fucking truck is, how high it is, how many lights and fog lights it has, or how loud it is. Hemi, V10, power stroke, 4 pipes. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. You’re tuck is probably a piece of useless shit that never gets used for what it was made for. A fucking Kia could beat you off the line. I just need some French Onion Sun Chips and ill calm down.
“look mom, im fucking the pavement with my 2in…”
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Phoenix Goes Off the Deep End, David Kicks Ass
By squirreltruck master
I dont know what the fuck is wrong with this guy. I’m not sure if this is funny or i think Phoenix is a much bigger douche then i suspected.
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in the box 