by squirreltruck master
Lower the drinking age to 18.
If you can Kill, Fuck, and Vote
you can Drink.
Loss of license for 2 years plus 20k fine for 1st DUI for anyone.
also legalize all drugs, end drug war.
Revitalize American economy.
Nationalize banks, be more like France.
Enjoy white bread and butter soaked grill cheese.
Squirreltruck Master has solved all alcohol, drug, and economical problems,
thank him by sending love, lard, and lemon peels.
Custom Cola, for the Fuck in What the Fuck?